Friday, January 20, 2006

Hoe Sit Down Award

This week's Hoe Sit Down award goes to ya girl Hillary.

Talkin' about the House of Representatives being run like a plantation. She just threw out that blatant bullshit 'cause she thought it would ingratiate her with all the black folks sitting in that church. Kinda like when white folks walk up to you and do their best "jive" impression a la J.J. Evans, and think that's supposed to make us on the same page or some shit. And apparently, Hillary, you need a bit of a history lesson, sweetie, because I don't see any scenes like this up on Capital Hill...

First of all...the comparison between Congress and the plantation was just...stupid. And second of all: Ummm...The fuck you know about it?

And THEN, this heffaback from West Africa no less, comes and jumps all in the mix!

Ummm...all that shit you were talkin after the Katrina tragedy, about black folks experiencing a better standard of living now that they were homeless and residing in shelters? HOE, you sit down TOO.

And uhh, CONDI, a preemptive HOE SIT DOWN for you.

Happy fucking Friday!

12 comments:

That Girl Tam said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...I LOVE the HOE SIT DOWN awards!!! These are the best!!

African girl, American world said...

tell em why you mad son!!!

Cocoa Girl said...

I agree with Tam...they're my favorites! LMBAO at the "preemptive" award for Condi. She actually deserves a retroactive trophy for that "don't remember civil rights struggle/too busy ice skating and playing the piano" sh!t!

Genesis said...

i hate that too...when white people try to say something and think they are going to get co-signed by a gang of people.

Knockout Zed said...

Where is the luv? Everyone just needs to sit down together with some herbal tea and hug one another.


KZ

sexy petite diva said...

you are absolutely right about condi and laura b. hiliary is our only chance at getting the white house back from the fools that do run it like it's there world and every black and poor person is luck to have the scraps they throw at us. it was a stupid statement but we must be more outraged when the president is taping our phones,sending us to war on a lie, killing thousands of civilians, and nominating judges to the supreme court that would be more than happy to send us back to the plantation and end a womans right to decide what to do with her body. we have to look at the big picture.

Supa said...

I co-sign with ALL ya'll!!

Single Ma said...
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Single Ma said...

Now that's some funny ish!!

Now I gotta search your archives for otha "HOE SIT DOWN" awards.

jameil1922 said...

oh yes. hilary pissed me off w/that. i was like what do you know about a plantation hilary other than what your great grandparents owned? that was so ignorant. ugh.

P said...

SS, you are a hot mess. . .

Girl, you need to post a HOE SIT DOWN awards for 2006! This is hilarious.

Tinny-way, gurl, you hit the nail on the head when you said that, you know folks are quick to think that this is the way they can get in with you, "getting down" in the trenches. I am the only "ONE" in my department and you don't know how many people come in this department, say hi to everyone else and then look at me talking about "What's Up?"

She created a major political Boo-Boo with that one so not cool.

Doesn't Hillary know that her husband is black, but she ain't? HAHA!

PS: I wish Condi would get a brown instead of a black tint, cut her hair short, and stop using sponge rollers and Posner makeup. I don't like it.

Supa said...

@ P - LM fucking AO about Condi, the sponge rollers, and the Posner make-up!! whoo hoooooo!

U are a MESS! bwaaaa!

I wanna know who she pays to get her hair to look like that...