Thursday, March 02, 2006

Supa fought the law...

..and the law won.

So after postponing..and postponing jury duty as long as legally possible, ya girl's been on-call all week, and just knew her ass would get to lay in the cut and not get called and by week's end the whole deal would be OVA...

So I calls in this morning (forgot to call last night), push in my stupid juror ID# and it says "you are scheduled to report to Los Angeles Superior Court this morning at 8 am."

fffffuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkk. When I made the call it was 7:42. I was still in my jammies. Ya'll know I'm always late. What?

So, there was a shitload of drama involved in Supa presenting herself to JURY DUTY this morning, she'll give you the details lata. Right now, I'm trying to find a nice spot to barracade myself in the back of the JUROR WAITING ROOM, slap on my headphones, start bumpin Wu-Tang and tap feverishly away on my laptop, because history has shown whenever Supa is amongst a group of new folks, she'll undoubtedly attract the nuttiest muthafucka in the room and be trapped into some wack ass conversation and be pushed to the edge of a mild anxiety attack.

I need some weed.

And I don't see one cutie in the room. NOT ONE

Supa, out.

17 comments:

Single Ma said...

You just made me LOL, for real. Let's look at the bright side...

Wouldn't you rather sit on a hard bench all day and get paid fiddy cents per hour instead of being in your plush LA office and enjoying the view? I mean, I'm just saying...

Cocoa Girl said...

ME too!! LMAO! "I need some weed..." Girl, you are TOO crazy. And, how about the bit on "not one cutie in the room." That is SO something I would say.

You couldn't have acted crazy and talked a lot of quack stuff about Bush really being an African with the same skin problem as MJ or some foolishness like that to get out of doing duty???

I'm just saying...where was your creativity, girl!

jameil1922 said...

lolol!!! at 23, i've already been called THREE TIMES!! THREE!! What kind of ish is that?!!

Miss Ahmad said...

ooh you just made me nervous, I have been doging jury duty since forever!

you are doing your duty for your community though~ go 'head girl~

That Girl Tam said...

hehehe...my company doesn't pay for jury duty...I got off last time because the defense attorney was one of my tenants! WHEW!!

Hey, I gave you a shout out on my page...swing by mama when you get a chance!

Dizzy said...

lol! That is too funny! "You want the truth? You can't handle the truth!"

Don't get caught with the sticky-icky-icky...because you know the juror next to you gone want some!

dpm said...

Damn. I think I got a warrant for dodging jury duty... I just ain't never went.

Free said...

lol...If you have my kind of luck, don't look for anything cute at the courthouse - he'll probably be there for his trial! Po thang. Hang in there.

P said...

I am totally obsessed with doing jury service. I never get picked. My major was criminal justice, I love this kind of stuff!

Girl, why I just call my friend at the courthouse and asked her were you there, and she said yes.

She was the one that did the second part on the orientation, explaining the check in process.

Friggin small world. She was like "How do you know her", I was like, um, I've been knowing her for awhile.

She wants to know were you the one that hollered out that you couldn't understand what the first women (the light skin-ded) short woman was saying!

That Girl Tam said...

HAHAHA...Dang @ P...checkin up on n!gga - DANG...P is like the fuckin I.R.S. you can run, but you CANNOT HIDE! HAHAHAHA

African girl, American world said...

something on my 'can't never do please Lawd' is jury duty. I would be so lousy at it.

I think I've dodged it 4eva cause of citizenship?

Wu-Tang forever!

onecoolhoney said...

Okay, no, P did not call and inquire!!! Now that has me laughin' for real!! LMAO! Girl, P ain't no joke!!

I've been invited down to jury duty several times, but never could make it. Got *cough* excused.

Supa said...

Ya'll are CRAZY!!!

P - no you aren't tracking my movements. The fuck? This part of that Patriot Act bullshit?!?!

lmao

Shit, today was a long day!! But kinda cool, a break in the usual routine. I'ma blog about all my jury duty drama..stay tuned...

Supa said...

@ CG - lmao!!! I might try that one...

P said...

Supa:

I did-ent tell you that I worked for Homeland Security? HEHE

Anyway, yeah, there are so many different courthouses, but I don't know why I got that feelin that u wuz at that one.

I can't wait to hear about the saga. And don't worry what happens in blogworld, stays in blogworld, I won't tell a peep.

"N" Search of Ecstasy said...

LMAO....girl you are crazy.

obifromsouthlondon said...

jury duty eh? one of my boys has been stuck on it for the past four months. some accounting embezzlement ish. always replies "don't ask" when i see him for drinks.