There were plenty of nominations, but this week's 'Someone please take him away' Award goes to:
and oh god please HIM . Again!!!!
Dear God and/or The Powers That Be,
If I ever do become wildly famous and successful for no good reason, please don't let it be because I'm a corny-ass, marginally talented, bad acting, non-rapping, ego-driven buffoon who single-handedly ruined the glorious art of hip-hop and walks around oblivious to the fact that everyone basically believes I'm clinically retarded.
Good lookin' out,