Monday, December 05, 2005

Miscellaneous Headline Shit

Happy Fucking Monday, ya'll!

Just some innocuous happenings to ponder for the week:





So Irv Gotti beat his case. This is one happy Negro. Fool, get down. You supposed to be gangsta.




Supa Sister didn't watch the big fight. Doesn't particularly care to see brothas thumping on each other. However, I did find it particularly hilarious that those with bootleg cable got ganked on fight night.


So Dave Chapelle is still pimpin' Comedy Central. Chapelle just said, 'I 'aint comin' back, beeyatch! Do what ya gotta!" Now that's gangsta. Do your thing, Dave, I 'aint mad. Although I don't know how long I can go without another WHEN KEEPIN' IT REAL GOES WRONG skit. That shit was priceless.

What? Saddam gettin' gangsta on 'em? AP reported that Saddam and his defense team are just actin' a straight fool up in court. At one point, Dat N!gga 'Dam (he needs a gangsta moniker now) told one witness, "Don't interrupt me, son." Who knew Saddam could channel Method Man.


And finally...this week's Brothas lovin' Sistas spotlight:
Go Pharrell! She's pretty!





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8 comments:

onecoolhoney said...

One cable TV pirate , who wished to remain unidentified, said, "they think they slick I will get in next time anyway"

LMAO!! That fool went there!! He said THEY think THEY're slick knowing dang well he mad cuz he ain't slick as THEM!! ROFLMAO!!!

Supa said...

HA! That shit is funny. I was once a notorious bootlegger and yes, they will burn you on those pay per view events! A Sister had to straighten up and go satellite.....

Serial_Dater said...

I'm actually a little dissapointed that Irv didn't get the chair. I wanted to see how gansta he really was going to be when he had to do a stint at Rikers. Besides, we owe him some payback for all those wack ass Ja Rule songs. lol

Serial_Dater said...

I'm actually a little dissapointed that Irv didn't get the chair. I wanted to see how gansta he really was going to be when he had to do a stint at Rikers. Besides, we owe him some payback for all those wack ass Ja Rule songs. lol

Charles X said...

Irv looks so corny! Whoa! He looks like he's about to break out into song and do a choreagraphed dance to "Happy" on the courtroom steps with his attorneys.

Any-ma-ways, what's this about Dave Chappelle? I didn't quite understand what is goin on.

No comment on So-damn.

Pharell is so cute!

Supa said...

Charles X-

Irv does look corny!! Now he can go help Ashanti with some real dance moves, stat!

Serial Dater - Irv woulda been greasing and plaiting some dude's hair up @ Rikers. Keep it real.

Ja said...

She's pretty....hail Pharrell is pretty. That's one suave little brother. God really smiled on that child.

Saddam, Mal really TAKE HIM AWAY!

Ja

AlwaysSweet said...

Saddam is very gangsta! He ain't scared of shit. Not that he's my hero, but he's a gully m.fa.