So one of my Supa Friends just brought her baby boy home from the hospital last night. It’s her and her husband’s third little rugrat. His name is Brent, he’s cute as all get out, and he’s happy and healthy. Yay!
But alas...Supa giggled and cooed from afar….she had no discernible desire to hold the little sucker. Nowadays, those miniature humans give her the creeps. Babies, especially the cute ones, are so fucking deceiving it oughta be a crime. Supa has two Ruff Ryders of her own, so she knows of what she speaks.
I mean really, when I think about it, just the idea that at some point you fell in love with some guy and you married him and one night he got on top of you (or vice versa) and shot his genetic material inside you and for almost a freaking year you had this unknown person growing from within like some kind of science fiction shit and then after many excruciating mind-numbing hours you gave painful birth to said little person who then needed every fucking iota of your time brain cells and energy and then the years passed and somewhere in the mix the whole marriage thing kinda bit the dust yet the law says you’re both still required to raise and guide and feed this thing that keeps growing and eating all the Fruit Loops and has all kinds of wants and demands like Blackberry’s and the latest Jordans and X-boxes and new cars and shit and that this little seemingly harmless thing eventually grew into a spoiled know-it-all teenager who says mom can you give me a hundred bucks or mom can you please get out of my room, well, the whole idea just grosses Supa out a little.
That is all. Carry on.
17 comments:
LOL girl ain't it the truf....they are cute as buttons...then they learn how to talk.
HAHAHAHA...Ryan told P the otehr day that he was getting a new baby sister (GASP) Shit...that's news to ME!! HAHAHAHA!! Girl that would make 4 kids up in my house!!! Is that boy outta his damn mind????
I feel you on this one! I'm not a baby person at all. Them little germ carrying blood suckers. HA!
People tell me I will feel differently when I have my own. Yeah Right!
Aww...mean asses!!!
LOL
considering i've none of my own, i find children perfectly delightful...from a distance usually. no one even asks me to baby sit their kids...go figure i guess i don't look so maternal.
one day i'll probably get me a little brownskinned baby though..
just cuz i believe good genes should be passed on!
u got a point about passing on the good genes, Ms. A. :)
i see you passed on your good genes!
Supa, I know what ya mean. Those little suckas will trick you everytime if you get too close. It's best to keep ya distance or the "I want another one" radar might go off.
"Babies, especially the cute ones, are so fucking deceiving it oughta be a crime." HAHAHAHAHAHA!! clearly i already knew that. the fact that something that foul comes out of something that small was the first clue for me. probably why i've never changed a diaper. my own kid will be the only one. i've always been fascinated w/genetics and how two people can create an infinite number of different personalities. but not fascinating enough to try it. the whole labor thing does not sit well with me right now. i'll pass for at least 5 years.
For it is you that has forever changed the image of the miracle of birth.
Thanks, Sup! This is some pulitzer prize type of sheeat we're talking about right huurre!
I don't beleive you. Well, I feel you. But I don't believe you. Yeah sure, it's a gross thought to even think of giving birth to a demanding lil' human. But if you met the right man under the right moon and if the zodiac was in you favor, all of what you said would be out the window and tangled-up naked with another person thanks to "passion."
...And you'd like it. And even if you didn't like getting up at 3am to change, feed, rock 'em to sleep etc...
You'd swear that life was all about your lil' "SupaBaby."
I think your frontin'--to a degree.
On the real, my son is 9 years old and I ain't never slept the same since he has entered the world. Remember when you could come home from work and fall on the couch and go to sleep?
You might even wake up an hour later and go back to sleep again...
Man, I lost that ability. I cain't do it no more. I wish I could. I miss my sleep. Even when he's grown and gone from my house, I gotta feeling I'll never forever ever sleep like that again.
2nd thought: I'm with you 100%.
(Just don't let me find the right CBBW)
i'm a sucka for babies this minute. maybe little che-che needs a brother or sister
Cool site u gat here gal.
Its lovely
LOL: I have yet to experience this "miracle" called pregnancy and child birth....and let me tell you, that really didn't help! LMAO
Gurl!!
gowannn and speak the truth!!!
Girl you know U love 'dem little crumb snatchers :)
Wow. That is all I can say after that rant.
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