Close in slowly on SUPA, mumbling and cursing under her breath, while bringing in bags of groceries. (Second time this week, okay? As in, Supa went to the store on SUNDAY. Today's Wednesday.)
SUPA walks in, drops bags on floor, fumbles to pull out grocery receipt. Startles BOY SPAWN, who happens to be settled on sofa. Chillin' like a villian.
Man...Either you stop eatin'....or I'ma kill you!!!
Well, mom...if I stop eating..then I'll die....
SUPA and BOY SPAWN stare blankly at one another.
Hey. Life is full of decisions, son. MAKE ONE. So what's it gonna be??? Either you stop eatin, or I"ma kill ya. CHOOSE.
I'll..try to stop eating so much.
Good. Now go bring the rest of those bags in the house!
I'm too hungry.... What you cooking for breakfast? I want some turkey bacon and potatoes. Did you get some plums? And we outta orange juice. Did you remember to get some? Where the Hansen's at???
SUPA reaches in bag; throws roll of paper towels at BOY SPAWN's dome, as he laughs while going to retrieve bags....
SO...what'll ya'll think? Could sell this as a film short spec script or somethin'?? Supa needs chedda to keep feeding these kids!!!!! Word...