Man...it's hot. Yep. I said it. This coming from the chick who loves the heat. Who claims to live for dem rays of de sun (it's Juneteeth so I'm workin mah slave speak). Who sincerely believes she was a sunflower in a past life, who wants to live out the rest of her days on a hot ass, Jamaican white sand beach, and that type of shit.
But, yo. It's fucking hawt.
Like, this some new kinda heat. Feel me? This some get ready, 'cuz the world 'bout to get eatin' up by the sun kinda heat. This some hotter than them '92 riot flames that came thisclose to 3rd degreeing my ass type a heat....This some wonderin' how the fuck did we pick cotton and have enough energy to kill massa afterwards kinda heat...some sleepin three inches away from the fan on high kinda heat. The I gotta keep lotioning my skins 'cuz I been takin' three and fo' showers a day kinda heat, the if I gotta get up and get dressed do I hafta wear a bra/undies/clothes kinda heat. This some I need a vitamin water IV drip kinda heat, the bad temper muthafucka, what? kinda heat, the yes dammit it's a sammich again for dinner kinda heat. The take yo ass on 'cause it's too hot for whatever you going through kinda heat.
In essence - Supa's hot.
Note: Please know- the last person who suggested I'm might be going thru some kinda of womanly hot flash type ish, recieved the mufucka what response; then got hung up on.
It's too hot to even be entertaining that sort of madness, kinda heat.
Stay cool, Blogger Fam...