Thursday, September 07, 2006

The Chicken Story: Status Report...

Okay, so good. Ya'll seemed to be as mortified as Supa was, although it coulda been worse. (Mwabi, Single Ma, Sangin' Diva, Cousin - all ya'll laughing at me just hush it up!) Fellow supa sis 1969 said she walked out her pad one morning and spotted a turkey perched up top of her neighbors car...If I'da seen THAT shit, I'da left my house and rented a hotel room for the weekend - 'cause turkey's are some big, evil, strange-lookin' mofo's, and they don't play.

Update #1: The chicken is no longer on Supa's premises. Disappeared. Vacated. Idunno where it went. It was still there yesterday....Maybe Supa's pad was just a resting point along the escaped chicken Underground Railroad. Supa wishes you safe travels, chicken! Follow the north star to freedoms!

Update #2: The Suspect neighbor and I exited our houses at the same time yesterday. Now, she knows goddamn well she's missing a chicken, but you also know she 'aint going door to door inquiring about it. So she just kinda looked at me and smiled like, "heifer I know you know I got a chicken on the loose," and I waved and smiled like "correct bitch it's in my backyard and I done reported yo ass to Health Services..." Have a nice day!

Update #3. For those who inquired - the Suspect Neighbor is "technically" black, but she's culturally Cuban. Or Belizean. Or Haitian. Something. Whatever. And yes, I realize what she practices is also known as HooDoo, Voodoo, Vudun, etc. Yes, I thought about if she's gon' try to put a hex or some roots on me. Not worried. Supa got powers of her own, plus I got some heavy duty sage to combat the sitch-ee-a-tion. Been burning that shit inside and out like nobody's business.. (Where's Tam's ass when you need her?)

So, what shall I divulge next???

The:

Thought he was your daddy for 35 years then find out he 'aint story?
(this ones deep)

JC Penny's fallout with the Girl story?

or the Bikini waxed by a down-low lesbian story?

13 comments:

African girl, American world said...

My laffing spell continues!!! LOL! You must do stand up...don't they have open mikes somewhere?
The inner exchange with the voodoo priestess was priceless!!! Have a nice day...LOL!!!!

ok lets do the lesbo waxing story next and since I'm FIRST let me go head and just order the storytelling...

1. lesbo waxing
2. HE IS NOT THE FATHER..aka Maury Show
3. The girl story...we love her but you know after the return from her vacay on the west coast and that story, we can wait a few more days :)

African girl, American world said...

I meant East coast...

Brave Lurker said...

Lesbo Waxing story, Not my biological daddy, and then RR #2. Damn, I feel kinda sorry for the chicken on the loose. He/She doesn't have any fellow chicken travelers on the freedom trail. Hmmm . . .

Single Ma said...

...still LMAOOOOOOOO

You "think" that chicken is gone!! It might be INSIDE the house now. LMAOOOOOOOOO

*waitin to see Tam's response* LOL

cosigning other comments...lesbo story next please!

African girl, American world said...

Single Ma don't be putting thoughts like the chicken is inside the house in my girl Supa's head!!! You know it don't take much, she'll have the boy and every man she know up in her house looking.....LOL!!!!!

Kasandra said...

Lesbo!!Lesbo!!Lesbo!!

1969 said...

I gotta hear the down low esthetician story.

And Supa...I am not lying...the TURKEY was as big as a damn ostrich and scary. When I say I ran SCREAMING back into the house....

And when the cops got there, they couldn't find him but I damn sure showed them the clawed scratches on top of my neighbor's car.

The thoght I was crazy but two days later, a story ran in the paper about the turkey being spotted throughout Philadelphia. LOL

Sangindiva said...

I'm in the line up with everybody else...
Call me a Phreak...
but I wanna hear the Lizzy Lezzie story! :)

P said...

I was incognegro all last week got a little busy at the C.S.S.

The "L" Word. . .All the way.

I know, I know, we're disturbed. But we like it that way.

Zlogical said...

Luv your humor! I've been working two jobs and staying up all night building a wall-to-wall bookshelf in the den(beautiful piece of work)--anyways I was looking for a laugh and Supa you done done it again. You can't make up a chicken story like that if you wanted to! You betta put out a book soon. "Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road? To get the F@X! Out of Site! Well back to work--one luv lady. -Z-

Cocoa Girl said...

Yo, I say the wax down. Tho the 35 years daddy post sounds like fiyah, too. Actually, so does the Penny/Spawn story...

All hell! Tell something already!

jameil1922 said...

i'm down w/jc penny next since you've done the wax.

Anonymous said...

you story is bullcrap why would this person put their career on the line for a so call flirt at you? i think you posted this just for attention and nothing more. you are not even sexy for anyone to jeoperdize their future...anything for 1 min of fame. i don't buy this story at all!