Tuesday, September 05, 2006

As Supa's World Turns...

Blogger Fam: SO okay, here's the quick rundown of As Supa's World Turns, a never-ending drama currently in progress:

What was the outcome of the scene between Supa and The Girl, when said Girl adamantly refused to pick out a cute yet sufficient training bra for her growing "buds," which led to a battle of wills right there in the middle of JC Penny's?

What was the convo that went down between some of the Supa Friends, when one crew member just found out that the man he thought was his father for the last 35 years - 'aint even his REAL DADDY? Damn!!

How many bottles of wine and herbal refreshments were consumed while gasping, inquiring, and reviewing facts during above referenced conversation with said crew?

How will Supa handle her Santeria practicing neighbor, now that one of the "ritual" chickens escaped its inevitable slaughter, and has taken up refuge in Supa's backyard?!?!?! Will she call the Health Department or Church's Chicken?

Was Supa subtly ogled and molested while being bikini-waxed by a down-low lesbian masquerading as an esthetician at the spa a few weeks back?

Stay tuned, for As Supa's World Turns...

Better yet - which story ya'll wanna hear first??




Oh yeah: Nip/Tuck Season Premiere Tonight!!! (you betta watch, T!)

12 comments:

Single Ma said...

FIRRRRRRRRST!!

Please do tell about the chicken in your back yard. OMG I'm LMAO already!!

1969 said...

First...and I am actually speechless. I wanna hear about the training bra confrontation. LOL

1969 said...

okay...2nd

Erica B. said...

What is up with the chicken on the loose?

Supa said...

Single Ma, 1969, and Erica B: The chicken story is still unfolding, and promises to be hi-fucking-larious. Trust.

I swear, I couldn't make this shit up if I TRIED.

African girl, American world said...

The chicken story has to be first! LOL!!!! Gurl...the chicken did like Kunta huh? I can't stop laughing. Only you :)

jameil1922 said...

the daddy story. and you know you ate that chicken. its already gone. so give us the story that keeps on giving and is still evolving.

Kasandra said...

It's a toss up. Between the Girl and the REAL DADDY!!! UMMMMMM The REAL DADDY!!!!

Single Ma said...

LOL @ jameil talkin bout supa ate the chicken. HA HA HA

LMAO!!

Supa said...

Ya'll, that chicken looked stressed. I 'aint fuckin' with it!

Nobody wanted to hear the waxing story, hunh? That's the one that disturbed me most of all.....

Cocoa Girl said...


Was Supa subtly ogled and molested while being bikini-waxed by a down-low lesbian masquerading as an esthetician at the spa a few weeks back?


Mama...I'm scurred.

P said...

Nip Tuck is the Greatest Thing since Pup N'Taco.