Update: Yes, Supa's alive. Barely.How ya'll been, Blogger Fam?! Thank you for keeping Supa in your prayers...yesterday was the real test - Back To School shopping with The Girl. I did adequately and didn't have an anxiety attack in Old Navy. Indeed, Supa traipsed in and out of every gotdamn store (Penny's...Macy's..Claires...Rave...Foot Locker...et al), cooed and gave interesting input on appropriate outfit selections, made an infinite number of trips in and out of the girls' dressing room, dutifuly replaced all undesired shirts, skirts, flared jeans back on the hangers (vs. leaving that shit in a pile on the dressing room floor) and smiled weakly whenever The Girl busted out of the dressing room to practice her America's Next Top Model walk each and EVERY time she found an outfit she really liked......
Lawd. Lawd lawd lawd.
So, this time - to balance out all the mommy shit - Supa went out (escaped momentarily) allll weekend! (Christie - ya heard!!!) Worked in some fun and laughs with some real live grown ups, versus isolating herself in her room while watching "Mommie Dearest", drinking Smirnoff's, and making angry crank calls to the ex about the night he sweet-talked her into the idea of how it was their debt to society to mix good genes and procreate. Sneaky fucker!
Nah, not really. I've never done that! I mean, usually while watching Mommie Dearest I drink Bloody Mary's.
But yo - it's Tuesday, but it's still early, yet...gotta go throw out some food to the RR's, then go hide....
Meanwhile: What's been good in your lives, Blogger Fam?? Holla atcha girl!!
T, I'ma check out your links and pick out my wordpress theme - PROMISE!!! lol
Updated update: New news. My break won't come 'till Wednesday. Thanks to whoever suggested the "Hansen-tini" - I love it. Will mix one up tonight and report back... :)
15 comments:
Bless your heart, you poor thing... I know the feeling. I did the back to school shopping with my 14 y.o. It was trips to Forever 21, Delia's and the Gap! I don't know what was worse, the trip to the mall or the hurting she put on the plastic!
Hey Erica! Oh, so you're feeling me sis! To make matters worse, I hafta keep an eye on my lil' one, b/c she has a personal "style" that rivals Punky Brewster. Sometimes I look at her, and be like (wtf?)
God Bless you and your teenagers!!!! YOU poor thing! lol
Shit...just got a phone call...she'll be here 'till tomorrow. GASP
I feel no pain for you. You chose to procreate and have fun in the process so deal with it! Again I say suck it up and get over it. Besides the stylish little fairy girl is precious.
Love to the little "Sprite." Smooches.
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Good to see you are still perculating. Funny story. You're welcome re Hansen-tini, Snapple (watermelon, strawberry-kiwi) works too.
Punky Brewster...hmmm I like it when lil brown girls take a different route but it must not be 'cute' the way you describe it! LOL!
I'm trying to dress my niece bohemian...LOL!!!
That ANTM junior style pose kilss me everytime. Now you know we (you & I) are short....hope she takes after Daddy with the height!
I'm random today, can you tell?
:)
NAW that's all right now! LOL
Nah, I'm still not committed to that one I started. Don't worry 'bout it! Just delete 'em.
But I AM looking forward to CD's next chapter!!! (*hoping she sees this b4 Wednesday morning* lol)
Ah, Claire's. A young girls porn. A place where they go and release hormones that are disturbingly close to orgasms, as they squeal with delight on what matches with what and what trends are Raven, Hillary, Rihanna, and any other Cheetah-esque girl is wearing right now.
I remember going to Penny's.
Those cute blouses and 6x jeans.
Sh*t.
I think I miss "school shopping" in general:(
I know you needed that drink after the mall trip. LOL. Poor Supa.
But I bet the little RR looks fabulous!
Glad I have boys...They get to wear whatever I pick! Since I gotta PAY FOR IT, they don't get a say!!
Are you gonna open the Evite already?? DAaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn...
First crank text messages and now this!!
Punky Brewster? Wow! She's trying to do her in a big way!
Love that your daughter is rocking an ANTM walk. That shit cracks me up. Back to school in less than 2 weeks!
@Tia...you got it...check it..
SUPA!!!! thank you so much for the laugh. I really needed that. Major stresses this week. Vodka has been my friend and sleep is my enemy.
Holla ;~)
C
Damn I miss having fresh fall gear without having to pay for it!!! My childhood is over!!! *sobbing*
KZ
Girl you are funny as hell!
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