Monday, January 28, 2008

The (Hella Late) Oh?Eight! ('08) Update

Nombre: SupA SiSter

Age: 266 (dog years)

Current Moniker: The Brown Recluse

Alter Egos:Black Mamba, Jen Yu, Wonder Woman, Marla Singer, Celie,

Self Description: Impatient. Moody. Compassionate. Uselessly psychic. Skittish. Fickle. Sensitive. Smart Assy. Random. Selfish. Giving. Unpredictable. Charming. Anti-social. Vengeful. Sarcastic. Neat. Sappy. Loner. Sick, dark, dry sense of humor. High sass factor. Possessing varying degrees of psychological and emotional issues. Kinda cute. Intolerable.

Current Occupation: Woman Of Leisure.
(translation: Unemployed. Disabled. Retired. Whatever the check says.)

Current Relationship Status: Voluntarily celibate. Blooming infatuation with low doses of Xanax. Unethical crush on son’s therapist. Increased obsession with Clive Owen since watching “Shoot ‘Em Up.”

Current Addictions: Television. Nag champa incense. Yellow Tail Pinot Grigio. Having full fledged conversations with pet. Laziness. Writing Hate Mail. Pellegrino. Knock-knock jokes. Turkey Pepperoni. Frightening self-analysis. Legal Pills. Texting.

Current Repulsions: Sex. George Bush. Nervous breakdowns. Working. Weddings. Lengthy phone conversations. The grocery store. The criminal justice system. Email. War. Hannah Montana. Funerals. Drama. Blood pressure pills.

Current Skills: Power lounging. Excellent TiVo organization and show conflict resolution. Remembering to feed my children. Reading obsessively. Naps. Flawless Borat impersonations. My famous turkey lasagna. Never checking the mail.

Current Hobbies: Ordering take-out. Spying on neighbors. Wondering when hip-hop will just die. Painting. Writing movie quotes on walls and mirrors. Window shopping at Big Lots. Pretending not to speak English when bothered in public.Re-watching favorite movies obsessively: (Collateral, Heat, The Hours, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Memento, Good Will Hunting, Brown Sugar; Breakfast at Tiffany's, Ghost Dog, Little Miss Sunshine, the usual shit...)

Current Bad Habits: Cursing. Mumbling. Vodka. Rambling. Always misplacing the remote. Obsessive movie watching. (see above) Looking up everything imaginable on Wikipedia. Not playing well with others. Perfectionism. Repeating myself. Talking to Myself. Repeating myself. OCD.

Favorite Words: Tomfoolery. Fisticuffs. Quagmire. Gruesome. Malfeasance. Hooliganism. Audacity. Fuck.

Favorite Random Responses:1) Escobar season has returned. 2) It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again. 3) Bitch. don't have a future. 4) Gosh.

Last Year’s Highlights: Starting own business. Meeting some interesting folks. Slapping a guy in a bar who deserved it after a round of tequila shots. Birthday in Jamaica. That’s….about it.

Last Year’s Lowlights: The last guy I had sex with. My broken Ipod. Appropriate accusations of becoming a recluse. Lil' sister's murder trial. Then...Justin. Falling off my blog game.

2008 Goals: Write more letters. Stop trying to figure it all out, man. (in this lifetime). Apologize more. Put up with bull-shit less. Check my email. Start dating..and not just the brothas. Attempt to answer phone and keep disappearing acts to a reasonable minimum. Learn Portuguese. Write something that's important to me. Take up photography. Appreciate even the tiniest things. Pay my taxes.


Anonymous said...

I am number ONE!!
Great to hear your voice today...Now I know for sure that you have not dropped off the face of the earth! LUV you cuz'in. See you soon. Keep your chin up...every day. We have more in common then we thought.

blackberry said...

Thank you for coming back. I'm sorry for what happened. You were missed.

Nexgrl said...

Welcome back, for however long you stay this time.

Auntie said...

Hey, my little Niece-ie (I now that's not a word; may not even be spelled correctly, but You understand). I'm glad you're blogging. Seems like I've missed a lot not reading your blog before. I wish I could be so candid. Hey, I do want to learn Portuguese too. Are you familiar with Rosetta Stone? Let's do it together.
Love You and Miss you terribly,


Anonymous said...

How ironic! I was just thinking about you last night as I was reading blogs. I thought "I wonder how Supasister is doing". Even though I didn't comment much I really enjoyed your post.

kasandra said...

YAY SHE'S BACK!!! I'm obsessed with Wikipedia too!!!! Welcome back hon cuz I miss you too!!!!

msdegrate1 said...

*EXHALING* glad you're steps lol..I NEED 2 RE-UP!! LOL Take care

Gorgeous Black Women said...

You and I have much in common. More than I'd care to admit.

bunny said...

Hot damn, she's back!!! Happy New Year Supa and please you gotta indulge me with one of the Borat impressions. That was a hella crazy ass, laugh out loud movie (that I just peeped about 2 months ago)

So glad to have you back in blogland, you've been missed!!

Knockout Zed said...


It's good to "see" you again.


African girl, American world said...

Thank you for listing ALL the reasons why I love you!
ooh ooh ooh I want to know more about the unethical crush :)
And have you seen Juno yet? I swear I was thinking bout you the whole time watching it. If not, hit me up and I'll send you the hook-up. LOL
And I love that your family is up on your blog...I think this will help you a whole lot.
I have to see you this year!

J said...

Glad you're back!

Supa said...

Hey ya'll. Each & everyone of u I Missed u too!!!!!!!! Hope all has been well in your lives.

Thanks for the happy returns.

baby steps, baby steps.. :)

Mwab: Details lata.... (I'm so trife)

Lost in Montauk said...

Group therapy: Supa, Peter Gibbons, Bob Wiley, Albert Markowski, his "other," and the Hoover family. Let's throw Joel Barish in there, he could use some help too. The group is being led by none other than Dr. Leo Marvin.

I love & miss you, beautiful lady. Keep on makin it do what it matter what it do, do you!

AlwaysSweet said...

I'm glad you're back.

Anonymous said...

hey supa dupe!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i'm glad you're back!

Lil_Mama said...

every year M&M's come out with the same commercial where santa walks in the room and see's the M&M's they look at each other and say...

"they do exist"

Well hi! you do exist! do what you do...

That Girl Tam said...

Hey sis...

I have missed you a bunch. You have been on my mind and I pray that you are well - physically and emotionally. Maybe you'll come out of hiding long enough to attend my baby shower this summer!

Love you!


Zlogical said...

I loved her for her beautiful strength
For her I loved the words she spoke to me

I loved her for her graceful plead
To clean up the streets, respect women and understand that she will be on your side as long as you are

I loved her for every reason
In every season she sung spring-like words heartfelt, as well as heard
She is my sister deep in my heart
Like swing low sweet chariots
Carrying me home, I roam

I shed tears drowning my heart
For I long to hear her again in my ear filling my heart
For I know she’s been through something hard
Her rhyme has dimmed slightly
And my vision is blurry, too

I want to feel her again like I did before
Please I pray that my sister returns
Don’t closed the door
Keep stepping forward onward strong like you still are
I know your shield has grown heavy
And your armored heart has been pierce
But you are not alone for there are soldiers who have your back
I got you sister
I got you
Come back quickly
I want to feel your spit

a.Marie said...

nice post.

love your favorite words....mine is fuck, too!!! lol

Free said...

Oh, Supa, Supa, Supa...

Girl, can I share a therapist? I'm just back on the blogging scene & when I do my updates, we're going to have to share a martini and Xanax.

Just shouting in after a long absence.